music for porn films

[Cheeky Charley]

Classical music is best for Porn films as Fiona Cooper (bless her) discovered.

Haydn, Mozart and Vivaldi are excellent ... Ravel's Bolero is great for the climaxes, tho'!!

Forget all the pop crap ...

[jj]

Anodyne: too much like Classic FM.
In the absence of a live soundtrack, what's wrong with silence?
You can't please everybody musically, so why bother at all?

[Stu]

> Now THAT's more like it........I always wanted to hear
> 'Meddle' as a backing.

What, all of it? I can understand Echoes, but Seamus? One of These Days?

On second thoughts, the dog howling in Seamus might go well as a backing to one of those faces Mike Horner pulls while he's in action in those US films

[Cheeky Charley]

The right classical music gives a porn movie class ... but, I agree, nuthin' wrong with good old silence!

[jj]

Well, no, obviously not ALL of it.
I can't watch anything with Horner in: it's like watching a Civil Servant do porno...

[mike johnson]

Interesting, thanks.

[johnny]

Can't seem to get on the www.newsexdrive.co.uk site.

[Elton Dong]

I was hoping for an offer of a lifetime,just sat to the left of the dude filming with me organ on me lap playing as i felt inspired.Guess ill put the tea on then!

[Phil McC]

I have bought the rights to the theme from "prisoner cell block H" To replace that awfull Fuck Truck tune,

Phil McC

[jj]

Written and performed by an expat Brit, apparently, and a chart hit over there.
Of course, you could always hire that other famous Oz expat songster, Tony Hatch, to write you a REALLY good tune. And I bet it wouldn't sound a BIT like 'Crossroads'..........