Footie Joke for your Amusement

[Deano!]

Sarah Kelly wrote:

> Deano, this is 2 jokes ,yes? The first being the Brothel
> one(very good!bow!) the 2nd,less obvious one being , THE
> NETHERLANDS HAVE A CRICKET TEAM ? Now that IS funny ..... x

...and I was half expecting them to be a team of grasshopper-like insects!

[Floydoid]

What's the difference between a Tetley's teabag and the England football team?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.