Lizard's post match analysis.

[Lizard]

Fucking simples! All the teams that have done well, ALL hold their right tit, and seem proud to sing their National anthem's all the way through, and they know the words, even though most of them dont have Monarch's.
So, as long as we have Royalty, and refuse to sing the words to 'god save the Queen' whilst feeling ourselves up, we have no fucking chance of winning anything.

Tv pundits......Iv'e shit em.

[welkram]

I think you will find its the left tit they hold.

Hand on my heart that I'm telling you the truth.

[jj]

Nein, nein, NEIN!!
Ziss pre-Scientific nonzense about der heart being on zer left, or zometimes on
der rright, ziss ist der gescheissene Bullkrapp.

Meine totally inderrpendent analyziss hat derr echt Fakts shown; der most
zuccessfullest sides in Zuid-Afrika are cleeearly thoze zat haben der managers
who most resemble zer small dwarve-like creeatures from der Nachtmaren of die
kleine Kinder, nichtwahr?
Dunga, der cheat-bag bastard of der Argentinians [hello to all my happy former
SS friends therein, by der way], Low [even der Namen ist a dead giveaway]....
dieser are alles the small sstunted persons of low stature, jusst like unsere
Late Lamented Fuhrer.
Zzooo, for Englands zuccess to be an assured thingumajig, meine Old Boy
Britischer chums, man hast only to reappoint deine great Kevin Keegan and alles
will be for the future vell and schon, oh ja, by Yiminy.
Alles klar? Gut.

[Lizard]

Thanks for that Herr Gobbler, now please go away and shove your theory up your Arsch, you vertically challenged pimp.

[jj]

Get yer facts right, you abusive Northern git: I'm not a pimp; I'm a ponce.

[Lizard]

Wot-evoh......it's good to see you fulfilling your potential.

Still crossdressing?