Cheryl Cole

[steve56]

Getting pissed off now with hearing about her seems to be on the media all the time and Yahoo page!

[planeterotica]

I have just signed her up to shoot a porno with including anal !wink!

[one eyed jack]

Is she wearing the strap on G !laugh!

Boom! Boom! You left youyrself wide open for that one. or rather Cheryl will if she uses the strap on on you!

Dont worry mate, I'll get her back (hyuk,hyuk -phnar, phnar)...Sigh I wish !sad!

[planeterotica]

one eyed jack wrote:

> Is she wearing the strap on G !laugh!
>
planeterotica wrote:

I do hope so i prefer that to the real thing !nuts!

[Peter]

You'd have thought she'd have changed her name by now.

[Flat_Eric]

Yes she's a looker and all the rest of it, but the Cult of Cheryl is all wearing a bit thin now isn't it. The daft Geordie bint is getting tiresome in the extreme.

I wouldn't mind so much, but she can't even fucking sing. Voice as weak as dishwater.

- Eric

[steve56]

Sellotape her mouth then put the Strap on!lol

[Bob Singleton]

Every time I see or hear about Cheryl Cole it reminds me that somewhere in the north east a Lidl is missing a checkout girl.

I wouldn't go so far as to say that she is talentless, as she certainly has a talent for staying in the news... but if she didn't exist would our lives be worse off?

[one eyed jack]

Fucking hell Bob. I need to shop at Lidl in the north east if they come as pretty as Cheryl

I wouldnt fuss too much over an accent doing the horizontal boogie you naht ah mean?

[one eyed jack]

I think saying she is talentless is a bit harsh. She had a number one album and she is an ok singer to my mind plus she has made an awful lot of money so she must be very talented to the people that buy into her.

She has what it took to get in and is stil there hogging the news. She aint too shabby on the eyes.

I just wouldnt buy her music personally.

I'd buy her a drink though