MI5 Spy Murder

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Deano!
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MI5 Spy Murder

Post by Deano! »

My theory is that it was a suicide. He stabbed himself to death and then stuffed himself into his sports bag.

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mrchapel
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According to Israel it was self defence

Bukkake shots where you are with a few other guys...is fucking gay.

In fact, about pulling trains with a woman...you wanna have sex with other guys and mix your sperm with theirs...you're just using a woman as a conduit.

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On news 24 just now, the reporter announced, "The police are treating the death as, suspicious!" !laugh!

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Bob Singleton
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Post by Bob Singleton »

It was his cannibalistic gay lover what did it!

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Deano!
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By George, I think you've cracked it.

He responded to an ad in the personal column just like that case in Germany a few years ago. His body was in a suitcase because he was a 'take-away'!

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Flat_Eric
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Post by Flat_Eric »

jimslip wrote:

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No shit, !sherlock!

Such amazing powers of deduction by the rozzers, we can all sleep more soundly now !laugh! !laugh! !laugh!

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Robches
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I notice that they closed down the entire fucking street. The state looks after its own.
Flat_Eric
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Post by Flat_Eric »

Robches wrote:

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In fairness I don't think that's so unusual in the early stages of an enquiry. They have to "secure the scene" to gather any forensic evidence and what have you.

Some years ago a homeless bloke got murdered on my manor, and the street where it happened was cordoned off for a few days (only residents allowed access in or out under police supervision).

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andy at handiwork
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Post by andy at handiwork »

He was from GCHQ seconded to MI6, not an MI5 spy. I'm surprised nobody from the conspiracy hinterlands has suggested that he was about to spill the beans on the Kelly death and had to be silenced.
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Post by jimslip »

My theory is that the murdered guy had stolen Col Sander's secret, "Fingerlickin' good" coating used in the manufacture of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Below you will see a secret snap of the MI5 operative (Mr x) befriending the Col, in order that he could steal the secret formula and passed it to his, MI5 boss and then it could finally be given to Prince Phillip, who is a great lover of Kentucky Fried Chicken, but craved the recipe for himself, having already murdered Princess Di, for exactly the same reason!

So I think the MI5 operative was brutally murdered by the Colonel's henchmen!
[img]http://www.big-brothertv.com/Col.Sanders.JPG[/img]

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