The Pakistan cricketers...

[jimslip]

I think you've got it all wrong everyone! I think the alleged, "Match fixing" was a totally, innocent but gallant attempt by the team, to raise ?25 million to pass on to their compatriots who have fallen victim to the devastating floods!

Well done to all of you!!drink!

I am sure they will be carried shoulder high on their triumphant return to Islamabad!

[RoddersUK]

No Jim they won't. Because the bastards who made the money from the illegal betting will trouser it and say fuck off and drown to the poor bastards whose lives have been fucked up by the rains.
The type of people who make a lot of money in that part of the world couldn't give a stuff about the hardships of their compatriots. They only care about themselves.

[Marino]

typical of my luck. i had just started filming for this guy and my best mate is the chairman of croydon athletic fc. oh well its all about timing.