will snug your pussy

[Lizard]

Yes Gordon, Now, go back to Sarah and the lads and get on with your life..

[jimslip]

Those computer translators are total rubbish! He's probably typed in to the computer in Spanish, something like,

>"Hello everyone, my name is Oliver 49 I have been trying ernestly to get involved in the porn industry for some time now. I have completed a media studies degree and are au fait with various camcorders including XD Cam and HDV. If any body has any ideas for work please let me know!"

COMPUTER TRANSLATION:

>"Hello my name is Oliver 49 age blow sex like woman like the big wet pussy looking for the woman blow sex like the big wet pussy Oliver will snug your pussy oliverso@broadpark.no my penes will go DEEP in your pussy like grupsex sex party gangbang Oliver need your puss......!"

[one eyed jack]

Do wot mate!

Prose like that will not get you laid geezer!

[Dave Wells]

This is probably the best post ever on this forum. Wonderful stuff m8 ! Ladies, one of you please ring him.

[Bill Malone]

Try a stronger sun cream, Oliver.