Bruno, the movie...

[andy at handiwork]

Whenever my grannie got the vapours she used to lie down in a darkened room 'til it passed. Probably work wonders in this case.

[Bill Malone]

Max
Sacha Baron Cohen is married to Isla Fisher, a girl, and has been seeing her since 2002. I'm pretty certain neither of them would risk the relationship by allowing SBC to actually have gay dwarf sex for real on his latest movie set.
It's a film.
It's not real.
Watch Borat, a far funnier film. If that was all real, he'd have been shot by about 50 rednecks within minutes. It's set up and edited together to look real with a few genuine reactions thrown in for good measure.

I love the fact you're mortally offended by gay sex yet you watched a film about an outrageous gay character.

[max_tranmere]

Being content to watch a film about a gay character is not the same as being into watching gay sex. I am loathed to keep going on about this as the notion of two men 'doing it' turns my stomach but I am going on about it because people keep mentioning how inconsistent I supposedly am being. All I can say is watch the film again, what goes on is hardly simulated. I personally can not watch it again as my copy of the movie went in the dustbin.

[Sam Slater]

The gentleman doth protest too much.

I think you loved it and wanked yourself silly.

[andy at handiwork]

[Dick Moby]

I read somewhere, that women were turned on by gay porn.I often wondered if my chances would be increased by asking a woman back to my place to watch some of my gay collection (no you can't borrow it)
Somehow I doubt it.