Tony Curtis RIP

[number 6]

My fave film of his was Trapeze with But Lancaster.

[belfast_birty]

Did he not have a short relationship with Debbie Ashby?

[spider]

see above

[planeterotica]

Remember the old joke about the guy who walks into a barbers shop and says give me a haircut like Tony Curtis, so the barber cuts all his hair off, the guy says dont you know what Tony Curtis looks like, the barber replies of course i do i have seen The King And I three times !laugh!

[steve56]

Greatplaneterotica wrote:

> Remember the old joke about the guy who walks into a barbers
> shop and says give me a haircut like Tony Curtis, so the barber
> cuts all his hair off, the guy says dont you know what Tony
> Curtis looks like, the barber replies of course i do i have
> seen The King And I three times !laugh!
>
>

[Deano!]

belfast_birty wrote:

> Did he not have a short relationship with Debbie Ashby?

I think so, and Mrs Mills will probably have a go for whatever money Debbie's got left too. After all, Heather made Debbie's tits.

[spider]

Now Debbie has a nice pair of tits, and Heather has a nice set of tits....

But which are better?

There's only one way to find out...................

Fight!


Apologies to Harry Hill.

[frankthring]

During my years working in Hollywood I ran into him once in a bar on
Sunset Blvd. He was already an old man and had an eye for 20 yr old
hotties (a bit like me today).....anyway, after a few drinks I plucked up
the courage to go over and thank him for all the pleasure he had given
me at the movies (the first action film I can ever recall seeing was "The
Vikings"). He smiled and was very polite.....probably thought me a
British wanker....but at least did not say so.....rest in peace, Tony.

[welkram]

I thought the joke ran like this..........

A guy walks into a barber's shop and asks for his hair to be cut in the style of Tony Curtis, the barber then shaves off all the guys hair.

The guy then say's to the barber " Tony Curtis doesen't have a hair style like that", and the barber say's........he would if he had his hair cut in here.


boom - boom.

[a m playlist]

'Sweet Smell of Success' for me is one of the all time great movies. It's up there for me alongside 'The Magnificent Seven', 'West Side Story' and the first three James Bond films plus 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service'.