Men are from Mars, Women from Venus etc...........

[Dave Wells]

A womans poem :

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who is not a creep, one who is handsome, smart and strong, one who loves to listen long, one who thinks before he speaks, one who'll call not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and when I spend won't get annoyed. Pull out my chair open doors and hold my hand, massage my feet and help me stand !

A mans poem :

I pray for a deaf, mute gymnast, nyphomaniac with big tits and a tight fanny who owns a pub, watches sport, loves the taste of cum and occasionally takes it in the arse. This doesn't rhyme but who gives a fuck. Poetrys for women !

[one eyed jack]

Ha ha...So wrong but funny all the same.

Erm..I dont know him honey. Honest. No idea who Dave Wells is. LOL

[Deano!]

Reminds me of Sir Les Patterson's idea of the perfect woman. She should be 3 feet tall, have no teeth and a flat head - because a bloke needs somewhere to rest his beer while he's having a good time.