TORIES plan to Napalm UK..

[Lizard]

Apparantly it's in the Manifesto, they also plan to 'Means Test' the dead and issue them with unpaid tax demands.
Bastards.

[David Johnson]

Glad to see that satire still lives on the BGAFD forum! Possibly not the finest example though if truth were told.

Cheers
D

[jimslip]

Well, if you think THAT's BAD, check this out, Cameroon and his STOOGE Cloggie are planning to confiscate the delicate instruments used by surgeons whilst performing operations!! They intend to melt the metal down, because Rolls Royce has reported a shortage of platinum and titanium required in components of their cars which are for MEGA RICH TORY TOFFS!

As part of the DRACONIAN TORY NHS CUTS surgeons were told to use, "Cutlery from the kitchens to undertake their operations!" One famous neurosurgeon who has remained annonymous because of FEAR of EXECUTION by Tory hit squads was reported as saying, "I had to perform a delicate bit of brain surgery, using a knife, fork, spoon and a colender to hold the bits of brain in, the fork still had food on it, I cannot work UNDER THESE BRUTAL TORY CUTS!"

Meanwhile here is a Party Election Video on behalf of the Labour Party! It is entitled, "How pretty everything will look after we win the next election!"

[Alex L]

Nice little clip, I love the way the Milliband boys appear at 0.21 in!

[phil solo]

Lizard wrote:

> Apparantly it's in the Manifesto, they also plan to 'Means
> Test' the dead and issue them with unpaid tax demands.
> Bastards.
>
>

I shouldn't worry, if it's in the Manifesto there's no way it's gonna happen !grin!

[Bob Singleton]

What, again????

Didn't they lay waste to this country in the eighties? Every time they get in power they just want to destroy everything!

[Lizard]

Correct Bob, thatcher decimated our manufacturing base in her quest to wreck the unions, and frankly I can't stand the cow....I'm still having flashbacks

[jimslip]

Thatcher was basically a Tory version of Blair, both megalomaniacs and zealots for their own causes and therefore both as destructive in their own ways.

The unfortunate thing about humanity is that who ever has power must boot the person who doesn't have power. So in 1979 the unions ran the country, I personally remember having to bribe the fucking dustmen to take anything other than their exact quota. The "Flat Cap Gestapo" did what ever they wanted. This, then mad a nice vacuum for Thatcher to flourish in, where she then had to crush the Unions and then hand power over to her own corrupt band of corporate thieves and cheats. This in turn,then made a vacuum for Blair to come in and promise a, "New dawn". In a way he was worse than Thatcher, because he was a kind of chameleon, altering his appearance to keep everyone happy all at the same time, he allowed corporate Britain to basically run amok, on the premise that they'd throw a few crumbs to the masses. The unions had to tolerate him, "Because he's Labour", what a load of tosh! Fancy a Labour Prime Minister allying with a Christian Fundamentalist Texan warmonger, all for oil and glory. Doesn't anyone remember Blair swaggering around trying to look hard, with that spineless jerk Bush........God it was so sad. Basically Blair oiled the wheels for the banks to perform the greatest con trick in history, by transferring ?Billions of wealth from the general public to themselves......all for free! Blair was the oiliest, most spineless wanker that has ever held power in this country, he is is a mass murdering traitor, who had one thing in mind, lining his pockets. The man should be hanged........

Anyway, at least Thatcher had balls, she would have seen Bush for what he was. That's just how bad things are, because I cannot believe I've just said something positive about Thatcher the woman I loathed for years!

[Lizard]

"Anyway, at least Thatcher had balls, she would have seen Bush for what he was. That's just how bad things are, because I cannot believe I've just said something positive about Thatcher the woman I loathed for years!"

Don't worry Jimbob, get nurse Lara to administer some , er......'.medication', make sure she has her thigh boots and vaseline handy.

Right! I'm off upstairs to read Gordon's book " Courage"......LOL

[RoddersUK]

That bitch bastard is responsible for the deaths of 274 of my comrades.
The Falklands War was avoidable, but, because she was in deep shit like her opposite number in Argentina, the arsehole twatt Galtieri, she decided to have a war and change the subject. Fucking arsehole she is. The sooner she joins that drunken twatt of a husband the fucking better. I wish her thieving coniving shyte of a son could join his dad as well.