Turned my Gran into a E-reader

[Lizard]

Fucking brilliant if you can't be bothered reading or even touching a book etc, forget kindle's ipads and all that shit. I simply pay my gran the minimum wage to read to me, it's just like the old days!!! I select a book of my choice and settle down whilst the old girl feeds me with tales of wizardry and adventure stopping occasionally for a nice cup of tea, and for her to remove her teeth for a rest, then it's back to the action....top stuff!

[jimslip]

LOL Yes, but how do you prop her up when you're in bed, if I may be so bold?!sherlock!

[Lizard]

You really don't want to know about that Jim. Some things are best left unsaid, although it involves copious amounts of sanatogen, and an elaborate rope and pulley system.....!bookworm!

[laralatex]

What if a gran was reading your book to you from your Mac? She's ready and waiting by the way, just wants to know what page you got up too???

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[Lizard]

................." And to my dear neighbour Jim, I leave this Toshiba laptop, my collection of dried flowers, and my entire record collection, to Lara, I leave all my clothes, the commode and my Hillman imp"...........

ps: Lizard get's fuck all.
pps:Look after tiddles...

[Deuce Bigolo]