Bottom 20 Cable Channels (from MelonFarmers)

[watters]

The following table gives the bottom 20 cable channels in terms of subscriber number). Good to see the British public gives the thumbs down to softcore and soft headedness.

Sky Sports 3 871,244
Sky Sports 1 865,184
UK Gold 2 821,866
Sky Sports 2 813,016
Disney Channel 808,299
Sky Premiere 790,495
Sky Moviemax 778,248
Sky Cinema 773,493
Tara TV 762,477
Fox Kids 623,000
Vision 160,464
TV5 131,734
Euronews 109,397
Channel One Liverpool 97,817
Zee TV 36,634
Sony Entertainment TV Asia 22,598
Adult Channel (softcore porn) 21,721
TVX (softcore porn) 18,557
Asianet 17,705
Christian Channel 6,920

[jj]

Good to see organised religion taking its rightful place amongst our viewing populace.
And I see the unemployment rate must have rocketed again recently on Merseyside........

[J.J.Cringemaker]

Some time ago TVX used to advertise, "Ten times the number of viewers compared to our nearest competitor"!

[Pervert]

Careful JJ - I`m a proud scouser and Anfield season ticket holder who works for everyone favourites government department (NO not C&E) the Inland Revenue !!!

[Lizard]

jj, was using humour, you know the thing all scousers are proud to have a sense of.
Dont forget to get your tax form in by the 30th.......

[PleaseCoverMyPuppiesInCustard]

The Christian Channel Rocks. OK ?

[Don Clericuzio]

the christian channel should faq off!

[Cornish Chris]

I assume this Cable Channel list does not take into account the
subscribers who access via satelite ?
Cable being unavailable in many regions, therefore I suspect satelite figures would be much higher, though I stand to be corrected.
Surely Sky Sports must get more subscribers than Man United TV !!!!

Cheers Cornish Chris.

[jj]

What a wonderful pseudonym: what do they call you for short?
Nice to see custard back on the agenda, though.....

[jj]

....hopefully explaining the ethical basis of charging an aboslutley obscene ?60 a day for non-return of a form that could only be understood by someone with an advanced Accountancy diploma.....and I'm talking about the 'simplified' version. Can one discount the cost of hiring professional help for completion of said from? Thought not.
You must be a suicidally brave chap, with your admission.