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[jj]

It was the absence of a period after the 'd' that set me off.

[Spiny Norman]

Ken Shabby was a character in a short Python sketch, a sartorial and hygienic disaster on legs, who was engaged to the beautiful daughter (aka Carol Cleveland) of a high-ranking member of the Govt., but only for the purposes of getting laid, as he 'hadn't had it in weeks'. There followed discussion of whether the ceremony should be held at the Abbey, or St. Paul's.....
Sorry: you had to be there......

[The FUNNY One Out Of Python]

I reckon Spiney Norman is behind this. He might have pulled the wool over at species. I missed it sorry jj.

I observed a new species in ASDA carpark. I would have said he was a twat. Trollius Wankius. Hes a flange!

NEXT! (dont push me, I`m on the edge)

[jj]

Stop advertising.
George Davies gets quite enough publicity as it is.

[Ken Shabby]

Well, I havn't had it in weeks!
(I bet the knights who say "NI" get more tha I do!)

[jj]

But it takes them 26 hours to get their armour off.....which is why they say 'ni' all the time, I suppose......