Just when you thought it was safe!

[jimslip]

A new threat hots the UK!

Yes, it's Sting and TRUDIE STYLER, they're back in sexy poses to make you all green with envy!

[David Johnson]

Yeah, they both look in good nick for a couple of oldies.

http://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/fa ... r-pictures

I plan to nip down to BHS and pick up a pair of those Dior pants Sting's wearing in photo 2

And as for tbe bodysuit and skirt that Trudi's wearing, looks a snip at $1790 the pair!

And for those of you really into fashion here's a clip from Vivienne Westwood's autumn/winter collection inspired apparently by Alice in Wonderland.

http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/videos/T ... Week.html#

Hey, pet, ya not going out with makeup like that ah ya?

Ciao babes,

DJ, your man on the front row of the catwalk

[Arginald Valleywater]

Talented musician aside he is one this country's finest wankers. So far up his own arse as to negate any kinky practices Trudie gets up to....hamster anyone?

[RoddersUK]

Come on arginald, get off the fence. Say what you mean.