Hello!!

[Deano!]

Hi. I'm Deano and I'm the smartest, best looking guy here. Imagine what the rest are like!

[RoddersUK]

Welcome to this outspoken forum. Deano is great for an Aussie, butI'm the next best.
Some of the other main protagonists are a bunch of Twatts.
But that is mine, and others, opinion. I think that you will probably work out who is who.
Just write what you think.

[RoddersUK]

There's nothing wrong with that if it gets up the nose of certain nulabour luvvies, who I am sure you will twig.
Welcome to opposing the metrosexuals.