To cheer up Mr Slip

[frankthring]

Noticing that Mr Slip has been writing doom and gloom recently with
regards to Britain (a clear sign he has been on his hols too long and
needs to get back and give us more of his knob-tickling scs), I was
reading a Victorian autobiography last night and saw that in 1848, the
year of the Chartist demonstrations in London, the Lord Mayor actually
asked - and was given - several boxes of hand grenades to throw at the
"common people" if they tried to storm banks in the city (he was
proposing hurling them from the Mansion House), while the Guards at the
Tower loaded all the old cannon with grapeshot and hung a banner over
the walls that read, "If you approach the Tower you will be fired upon" !
Today`s British Govt and its knavish bankers might be bad Jimbo, but I
think things have improved a little in the past 150 years !!

[jimslip]

Its easy to be a little ray of sunshine Frank, when you live in Budapest, with a grand view of the Danube and thousands of pretty girls parading past your abode, all in micro minis and high heels all winking at you! Come and reside in the smoking rubble of 13 years of New Labour Britain! Leave your sundrenched deck chair and private masseuse and come here and witness the Tories adding their own brand of incompetence to the swathe of destruction with their now infamous, Tory cuts!
You'll be scuttling back to Heathrow in 5 minutes!
I myself are holed up on a sandy beach in Corfu vainly trying to come to terms with Tory Britain!

[David Johnson]

"come here and witness the Tories adding their own brand of incompetence to the swathe of destruction with their now infamous, Tory cuts!"

"I myself are holed up on a sandy beach in Corfu vainly trying to come to terms with Tory Britain!"

Stop whining, Jimbo. Didn't you vote for the lot that made it all possible for the Tories to run a government and pass their cuts?

Who said, Jimbo, on the subject of forum voting intentions,

"I will probably vote Lib Dems, why not?"

Cheers
D

[Lizard]

Yes, cheer up Jim, things could be worse, at least you are in the sunshine, It's fucking snowing in Derbyshire, everyone's on strike, the rubbish is piling up, corpses are floating down the road, petrol is ?30 a litre, Stoke lost the FA cup, I have got extreme flatulance, you don't know how lucky you are.

[we8derby]

thats derbyshire for you a shithole!

[David Johnson]

"thats derbyshire for you a shithole!"

Yeah, all they have to look forward to each year is a fortnight in Blackpool.

Cheers
D

[RoddersUK]

The sun was burning my eyes out on the East Sussex coast this morning Liz.
Stuff Derbyshire, too far north of Watford.

[Deano!]

jimslip wrote:

> Its easy to be a little ray of sunshine Frank, when you live in
> Budapest, with a grand view of the Danube and thousands of
> pretty girls parading past your abode, all in micro minis and
> high heels all winking at you! ...

I just imagined Silvia Saint, Sandy and Anita Blonde walking down the main street regularly stopping to needlessly bend over as they do in my wank fantasies. Sorry, I forgot what this post was about.

[jimslip]

Mr Thring will confirm how last summer we were sipping cocktails by the Danube and watched babes actually fighting for space on the footpath in front of us. It was like we'd parachuted into a Victoria's Secret catwalk show!

[Deano!]

jimslip wrote:

> Mr Thring will confirm how last summer we were sipping
> cocktails by the Danube and watched babes actually fighting for
> space on the footpath in front of us. It was like we'd
> parachuted into a Victoria's Secret catwalk show!

Yes, It's amazing how the girls go bananas when you've got your 'Universal Studios' tee shirt on with beret and megaphone handy.