Chris Evans, "Fights back the tears!"

jimslip · Post by **jimslip** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:17 am

What is with these fucking billionaire celebs and their, "Fighting back the tears" all the time? I can only presume that godzillionaire Evans, is copying Cheryl Cole's endless sobbing, to ensure another lucrative BBC radio & TV contract.

I wish it worked for the good folks of porn! We'd just get a kick up the backside if we started sobbing!!

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Here's Cheryl sobbing her way to another ?multi-billion contract!

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one eyed jack · Post by **one eyed jack** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:31 am

In TV you've got to be really emotional or a scum sucking pig of a dick head to be popular. Anywhere inbetween you'll be relegated to making the tea on set.

Anybloke caught sobbing on set will get a punch straight in the back of the neck but its ok if he cires post orgasm blubbing his undying love for Real Couples though. We get away with a lot of unconventional stuff there.

Sobbing and blubbing isnt really very masculine is it? Not unless it was something that was induced by real personal grief.

I'm sure these thesps like Chris Evans can turn on the waterworks because they know the girlies love it.

Blokes will wanna smack him up repeatedly and say"SNAP OUT IT YA FANNY! MAN UP!"

Dave Wells · Post by **Dave Wells** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:51 pm

Like us poor out of work 'porn people' do you mean Dave (wrings out hankerchief for 10th time) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone please advise me how to cry sufficiantly to get any kind of money, let alone a pay rise !!!!!!

Jonone · Post by **Jonone** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:25 pm

It's supposed to be taken as an indication of their 'sincerity' and 'authenticity', that they're feeling individuals who 'mean it' rather than shallow opportunists.

jimslip · Post by **jimslip** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:38 pm

Is this the real culprit who started the sobbing craze and then made big cash?

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RoddersUK · Post by **RoddersUK** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:15 pm

Yeh, that's right. Non of the mincing whimps ever played cricket or RU. Mind you, that Welsh twatt Henson comes close to spoiling it.

spider · Post by **spider** » Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:53 am

I think if I'd been screwing Billie Piper, when she was in her prime, and then suddenly realised it was over, I'd have a little weep!

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