YOU C*NT!!!!!

[Deano!]

Still funny - and now extra silly with the robots.

BTW, it's strange how YouTube will allow this but ban tits.

[RoddersUK]

My brother in law played this to me and I almost wet myself, as did my brother in law. My mother in law didn't think it was funny but disgusting. So did the missus.
I still think they were extremely funny and raised two fingers to the establishment, which in all honesty deserved to have two fingers raised to it. Dud n Pete I mean,not my missus and her mum.

[Arginald Valleywater]

Classic stuff! Alfie Noakes come on down!

[RoddersUK]

Two words, Cunt and Bollocks can have a host of meanings depending on the inflexion used. Closely followed by Fuck I think.
Try various ways of expressing the words and you will be surprised at how the meaning can alter as it is said.
A short terse Cunt means you are a womans thing. CUUUUUUNNNNTTTTT means you are a fucking great womans thingy.

[one eyed jack]

Its even funnier when youre posting about the shallowness of certain films and directors and films being badly made then come back with this.

Admittedly this clip and D&C are funny but because it is shallow gutter humour is why it works...See? Simple works best

[Phil Phee]

Concur.

Credit due to Turan tho - a great clip well sourced!

[Dave Wells]

Classic ! I have some great memories of some drunken nights reciting such stuff with a deer departed friend.