It is Friday night and I do not have a Bodyguard in sight, never mind in reach.
Have to remain in HQ to man phones etc.
Looking for a good argument. Tried the cat, but had the shit beaten out of me (scars to prove it if any perv would like pix)
Suggestions?!
O/T boredom
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WessexXXX.tv
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No suggestions at the moment but I'm just off down the pub for a couple beers (or more) smirk, smirk..........If I think of anything while I'm there I'll post when I get back..........!!
Chris
Chris
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jj
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OK:
1) "Wrinklies should be banned from 'starring' as 'studs' in their own productions".
2) "Links presented unclickably should be immediately deleted".
3) "US porn is literally disappearing up its own arse".
4) Why doesn't Marcus get one of his 'staff' to clip the cat's nails?"
Discuss.
That should keep everyone going for a while.......
1) "Wrinklies should be banned from 'starring' as 'studs' in their own productions".
2) "Links presented unclickably should be immediately deleted".
3) "US porn is literally disappearing up its own arse".
4) Why doesn't Marcus get one of his 'staff' to clip the cat's nails?"
Discuss.
That should keep everyone going for a while.......
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marcusallen
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With respect M'lud, the Hon JJ
I would reply as follows:
"wrinklies" are in the eye of the beholder. If I had a granny, no doubt the object of her affection would be a "wrinkly" to your juvenile eyesight. I rest my case at this point in anticipation of further (false)accusations from the Prosecution.
2.Too technical for a Wrinkly, so I bow to your greater knowledge, and agree.
3. Can only say that it is indeed one hell of a great arse
4. Severeal of me friends and aquaintances are not exactly wilting flowers. HOWEVER, Anyone who takes on this pussycat does so at his own risk and dire peril and the aforementioned Severeals have sensibly declined - with absolutely no stain or shame on their character or reputataion. (Pussycat in question, is 1 year old) Keeps on like this, I'm reserving her a place in London Zoo.
I would reply as follows:
"wrinklies" are in the eye of the beholder. If I had a granny, no doubt the object of her affection would be a "wrinkly" to your juvenile eyesight. I rest my case at this point in anticipation of further (false)accusations from the Prosecution.
2.Too technical for a Wrinkly, so I bow to your greater knowledge, and agree.
3. Can only say that it is indeed one hell of a great arse
4. Severeal of me friends and aquaintances are not exactly wilting flowers. HOWEVER, Anyone who takes on this pussycat does so at his own risk and dire peril and the aforementioned Severeals have sensibly declined - with absolutely no stain or shame on their character or reputataion. (Pussycat in question, is 1 year old) Keeps on like this, I'm reserving her a place in London Zoo.
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marcusallen
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As for Wessex - the unspeakably smug remark needs no comment, except that I hope he was served green beer and suffers accordingly.
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magoo
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Sounds like that cat is better than a guard dog. Woe betide any burglars who try to pinch your scotch collection.
If said feline is scratching you then you should read the book "A Guide To Tiger Taming" written by Claude Balls for some usefull tips.
If said feline is scratching you then you should read the book "A Guide To Tiger Taming" written by Claude Balls for some usefull tips.
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marcusallen
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Magoo, Believe me I truly appreciate the guide.
However, in common with most of the female specie, this is not (on the surface) a large and apparently dangerous cat.
It sort of sneaks up and does the damage, Or -is soft and loving one moment and then -BANG!
However, in common with most of the female specie, this is not (on the surface) a large and apparently dangerous cat.
It sort of sneaks up and does the damage, Or -is soft and loving one moment and then -BANG!
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Lizard
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Marcus, sorry to hear of your predicament, read this and weep
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, ?Your mum?s the best sex in town!?
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, ?I just did your mum, and it was sw-e-et!?
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, ?Your mum liked it!?
Finally the guy interrupts, ?Go home, Dad, you?re drunk!?
give my regards to your pussy! mine has passed fleas on to me
so he,s in for a kicking later when he gets in.
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, ?Your mum?s the best sex in town!?
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, ?I just did your mum, and it was sw-e-et!?
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, ?Your mum liked it!?
Finally the guy interrupts, ?Go home, Dad, you?re drunk!?
give my regards to your pussy! mine has passed fleas on to me
so he,s in for a kicking later when he gets in.
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marcusallen
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If I'd ever had a (Oh so emotional!!!) mum and dad, that's the way I'd like em.
As for the the pussycat and fleas, well;shock horror. Quite right, kick the shit out of him/her - if you can do it without being beaten uop like me.
As for the the pussycat and fleas, well;shock horror. Quite right, kick the shit out of him/her - if you can do it without being beaten uop like me.