I'm Back!

[John Mason]

Well, in spite of one of the girls dropping out at the last minute, the freak weather, monster spiders, carniverous insects, misunderstandings with models and a shakey start with Russian deplomacy (everythings cool now...more later!) the trip was good!
I shot shit loads of content both video and stills, all of which will be on my site as soon as I get around to catching up on the past two weeks worth of work!
The Russian guy, turned out to be cool and I'm going to be doing a few deals with him about bringing good new talent over to this country. Business is business as they say!
And to those few of you out there, who were hoping I was going to fall on my arse, well you''re just going to have to wait a little bit longer.........

[magoo]

Welcome home John. Have look at the thread started by your webmaster. We all pissed ourselves laughing at your misfortune. Glad to hear you sorted out your differences with the Russian mafia - they are not the type of people to upset.

Now please tell us more about these carnivorous insects

[Hornetbloke]

Aren't they otherwise known as lawyers?

[Phil McC]

I heard they send you to Siberia, so what the chicks look great there so take your camera, Welcolme home John you never missed anything. well Tony Blackburn won "I am a celeb get me the fuck somewhere else"

Phil McC & Violet

[Entomology Weekly]

We at EW are suitably gratified that young Mr Mason correctly distinguished between (6-legged) insects and (8-legged) spiders.
Well done !!
Lawyers are, of course, classified among the Bdellophora, or parasitic leeches.

[Autumn]

Cool babe,

Nice to have you back in the land of the free???
Just make sure you dont piss off the Jamaican Mafia.......there total nutters.

Autumn.xxx.