mea culpa

[magoo]

I was one of those who could not attend Marcus gang bang. It would breach my bail conditions to be unable to sign at my local pig stye. If you do not believe me ask DS Fleming. He says that after my latest drunken antics involving driving round my local park on a lawnmower whilst swigging a bottle of horrid cheap cider and Jack Daniels I deserve no second chance. He reckons I was behind a burglary of my local nick where several junk food items were stolen from the CID fridge.

I love the police! Especialy DS Fleming who forgot to look under my matress. Too late now John cos its all been smoked.
But it was your DC who farted in the fingerprint room and not me. Although I must admit I let one rip in the custody area!

Magoo - Always A Law Abiding Citizen (despite what DS Flemming says)

[buttsie]

Ever thought of writing a novel Magoo,you seem to have a lot of material...maybe a collaboration with Ben Elton or Frank Skinn.r would be in order.

Farting in many societies is a form of saying i really enjoyed meal and wish i could stay longer.



cheers
B...OZ

[Lizard]

Not in Magoos case buttsie, he once let rip in here after feasting on a sprout and kipper pastie, (very popular around Manchester) and the damage was so bad!, insurance premiums trebled that year...

[magoo]

The difference between me and Ben Elton is that my experiences are real where as his are fictional. He came from a typical middle class Jewish family. I used to admire him when I was a kid brought up on The Young Ones and Black Adder. Then Elton sold his soul to Rupert Murdoch and became the sort of capitalist twat that he ridiculed during the 80`s. I reckon if Thatcher was still on the loose Ben would be kissing her arse.

And another difference between me and Ben is that I have a foreskin. Which comes in usefull for masturbatory purposes. Ben on the other hand just makes tedious jokes about wanking and farting whilst he turns into a right wing rabbi. Hes a prick just like David Baddiel. They could open up thier own synagogue for boring Jewish ex-comedians. And before anyone accuses me of being anti semitic I would like to say Bob Monkhouse is still funny despite being a Red Sea pedestrian.

[buttsie]

So reading between the lines....that only leaves Frank Skinn.r as your potential partner,if you ever write a book...you'll provide the humor ...and frank....?

cheers
B...OZ

[frank skinner]

I,m not working with magoo, he,s already slagged me of in a previous post, also I have heard he farts a lot, ITV dont like that.who,s Bob spunkhouse does he post on here? and as for red sea pedestrians, most of my friends are Catholic!

[buttsie]

You'll get that from seasoned drinkers/great thinkers from time to time.

Probably still drinking our Aussie reds like 'Chateau Chunder'.
Comes with a label warning.....on the cork.....100% guaranteed to cause gas.

cheers
B...OZ

[steve]

hi its steve here,iwould have liked to come along to the gangbang but by the time iposted it was too late hope imake it to the next one![by the way what does mea culpa mean?]

[woodgnome]

please put o/t in the subject header of posts that are off topic - i.e. not about british h/c models/videos or other matters relating to the british adult entertainment industry (section 2.9.5 of the faq

[jj]

My maternal nan was a Fleming: do you think we're related?