DP fantasy - you in?

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one eyed jack
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Re: DP fantasy - you in?

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Some fantasies are best left as fantasies as the reality could have disastrous consequences OR be even better than you ever dreamed of...

Like winning the euro millions I guess

I can think of a bunch of things that could ruin this or you will find that when you do it , it wont be as exciting as you had hoped

Choice of escort for starters. Im sure there are great ones out there but you still get the ones who want your money and just do a job. In your fantasy I bet shes gagging for it, everything is in slow motion and soft focus, roaring fireplace, smooth jazz on the stereo (or drum n bass if you prefer) a chilled Bollinger by the bed side

Yes, the reality is not quite the same. It could be with a girl on a grotty floor in a housing estate and a chav boyfriend wanting the money to buy drugs shouting directions "Yeah mate go on fack er! Shes a skank and looooves it up the pooper! Dontcha Beryl? Cos youre a slaaag" (Hmm sounds like a god one for Real Couples) :-)

Let us know how you get on though. I dont mind being proved wrong

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Sam Slater
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Re: DP fantasy - you in?

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Serious question: is English your first language?

[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]
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Re: DP fantasy - you in?

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You know when you're at a noisy club, half pissed and someone's shouting something in your ear that you can't quite make out? How you just nod every now and again and grin in the hope that's what you're supposed to do and they won't notice?

This reply is a little like that.

[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]
mrchapel
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Re: DP fantasy - you in?

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Funny you mention it but I clean windows. I was cleaning a customers windows and noticed they were in the bedroom fucking and thought I`d best be discrete, they couldn`t know I was there. I then remembered they`d been in the kitchen five minutes ago, meaning the bastards had went upstairs to fuck with the curtains open so I could see.

Didn`t invite me to join in though, porn has lied to me

Bukkake shots where you are with a few other guys...is fucking gay.

In fact, about pulling trains with a woman...you wanna have sex with other guys and mix your sperm with theirs...you're just using a woman as a conduit.

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