Denise D in Knitting Patterns

[Denise (or is it?t)]

Just to let you know I'm in this month's Knitting Patterns. I'm demonstrating how to cross-stitch a lovely jumper.

[Denise D/Heavenly]

No you arent Denise and I would appreciate you not using my name even in jest! Actually I look damn fine in a jumper Actually I figure most people never read past the title so put them all seperately...if your gonna take the piss do it under your real name or at least put your real email address

[Boring Bloke]

Sorry. I've just owned up. See my latest post. And I DID put my real e-mail address!

Boring Bloke
(Alex H)

[Denise D/Heavenly]

Your right Boring...apologies there I thought the you wish was a joke email address but yeah its really yours. So here a big kiss to make it up to you X (actually its a big X but you have to use your imagination)

[Boring Bloke]

Thanks Ms D. A big X from you means a lot more than any vowel or consonant from Carol Voorderman.

Lord knows what a strapping young thing like you is doing in front of your PC on a Saturday night though. My excuse is I'm supposed to be writing an article for a website - although as so often happens I've allowed myself to be distracted by a buxom beauty. I can see another missed deadline approaching!

[Denise D/Heavenly]

Actually there would be zero chance of me swapping the joys of a night club for well....this...but with a little 18 month baby to look after there goes my social life! Still as I'm here then another kiss for you boring bloke is well in order. X

[Boring Bloke]

Suddenly it all makes sense. My best regards to the Mini D.