bukkake

[Matt]

"Bukkake is a sexual phenomenon of Japanese origin. The word Bukkakem can best be translated into English as "Splash". Legend has it that a woman accused of adultery would be taken away and all the men in the village would dispense their sperm on the unfaithful woman's face and body. Today's Bukkake videos consist of one or two girls receiving multiple facials at once. Usually these girls are dressed in costume and sit center stage in a room filled with no less than 80 guys. Most girls usually receive over a hundred facials per video (sometimes as many as 160) and become completely cum-covered during the Bukkake blast. Bukkake is also a Japanese word for a type of Pasta or noodle..."

Taken from Bukkake X

[Kendo Kawasaki jnr.]

In my village all the women go to the pub, get well pissed, then
sing into a microphone,pretending to be Brittany Spears, the one with the worst voice, is taken to the village square, where many men donate their sperm over her head, the offender then has to buy sushi all round.
We call this alternative bukkake.

[Elton Dong]

Ive not been in the army meself but iam told they play a Bukkake Biscuit Game , no wonder their tea taste's crap!

[Fat lot of good]

Eh?

[Mr Whippy]

Edwina Currie, a foul thought, however Gerhard Schroeder's wife would be a definite, very attractive. Why the fuss with JM anyway, Mitterand shagged anything with a pulse. Vive la France!!

[magoo]

A mate of mine spent some time in the armed forces and he told me about this game of which you speak. It was called Soggy Biscuit. A digestive was placed on a cofee table whilst several men stood round and masturbated onto the biscuit. The last person to cum was the loser and had to eat the biscuit whilst his mates laughed at his misfortune.

[Elton Dong]

Did he really play it ? i was wondering if it was just an urban myth (or in this thread that should be URABON Myth)
me ill stick to my bubblie chocolate .

[buttsie]

Theres a lot to be said for being unfit,unarmed & pickled.

To much testosterone I'm thinking

Given that Army cooks are called fitter & turners...cos they fit it in to the tin and they turn it into shit.....its no wonder the lads were looking for nourishment elsewhere

cheers
B...OZ

[magoo]

He never admitted to taking part himself. And he would certainly never admit to losing if he was one of the unlucky spunky biscuit eaters.

He also told a revolting story about a bloke he served with shitting the bed and pushing the crap beneath his sleeping girlfriend before blaming her for the crapped bed. I must admit both stories do sound like urban myths.

[magoo]

Its probably behaviour of that sort which makes the British Forces the best in the world. If the Germans had played a few games of Spunky Biscuit they might have won the war.