attn: porn dude/austin powers

[woodgnome]

you are quite possibly the most incompetent, lame-brained, two-hampers-short-of-a-picnic spammer this forum has yet had the misfortune to experience - and that's saying something! please take your pathetic, half-baked, misbegotten attempts to drum up trade, to some place where you may - i repeat, may - have a greater than 5,000,000,000 to 1 chance of success in pulling the wool over peoples eyes. e.g. - the planet moronica, where locals still believe jeffrey archer to be a good sort and they recently voted for margaret thatcher as minister in charge of milk monitoring duties.

[jj]

From the newly-appointed Egregious Professor of Splenetics at Wontstandforit University..........

[Butsie]

margaret thatcher as milk monitor....over my dead body

although being a first class cow shes got some credentials

cheers
B...OZ

[jj]

Nah, she was always second class....Grantham, you know.......

[Lizard]

So, to recap for the latin scholars:
you have become, a "procax impudens, pecuniae accipter avide"
and probably dont even know it!



Lizard (127,000kb and still downloading)

[Richy]

Thatcher as Milk Monitor, Woody? That dates you, doesn't it? As soon as she was appointed Minister for Health (if memory serves OK) in the 70's, she stopped free milk in schools for kids. Britian never had a more caring and compasionate politician.

[jj]

While it's (still) downloading, could you provide the English?
I can only get 'cheeky, money, hawk (accipiter?), eager'........
Too early in the morn for Latin Unseen.

[Elton Dong]

She smashed the milkmans union ..poor bastard's ,somwhere theres a warehouse full of rusting milkfloats...

[Lizard]

"wanton, shameless, greedy money hawk" or very close.
at 129,000kb it,s now downloading a 14kb per sec, I,m almost at the packing it in point....lol

[jj]

Ta.
And I admire your persistence: do you also build models of the Tower of London out of matchsticks, I wonder? Or ships in bottles?
Or do you just stick to counting the perforations?