Layla-jade

[Oizo]

Is it me or does Layla always look like she's off her head on drugs in most of her films or pic sets! P.S. Just seen the pic set posted by Crimpo, where she has natural boobs, they look great why did she go and get implants, crazy.

[Lizard]

Perhaps not the wisest choice of words Oizo!

[Chili sauce with that.........]

Implants or no implants...........If I had a pair (and any more kebabs and Guinness and I think I will have), I'd retire and spend the rest of my life in bed stroking them !!!

[Officer Dibble]

You been at the tea again Liz? Oizo's words seemed perfectly clear and concise to me.

Officer Dibble.