OT daft porn names

[Bob the Builder]

Chelsea Charms, Corina Curves, Donita Dunes, Wendy Whoppers - bad alliteration is the hallmark of many a US pornstar.

Are the Brits just more sensible when it comes to monickers? (No I didn't mean Monicas, Mr President)

[buttsie]

I think its a sign of a Society that laps up over the top marketing

Theres also the other little fact that there are umpteen trillion yankee performers compared to anywhere else.
Would imagine all normal names would be under copyright etc

I don't mind some of the names...like...bunny Luv..because she use to f.ck like a Rabbit in college...pity she f.cks like a dead rabbit on screen...but then you can't have it all.

cheers
B...OZ

[Dollar Bill]

Dumb names, crappy plots or even big tits aren't gonna win these girls a Bafta. But if they can lick, suck or fuck a 'Perfect 10' then frankly my friend who gives a damn what they call themselves (lol) Mind you, porn movie titles are just as daft.

[Denise D/Heavenly]

I am a score model myself and i think the names are tacky but cool lol.My porn name is heavenly but when i go over to america to work next year im using heavenly hooters but still using denise d for score magazines.I think those kind of names make the girls stand out more.

[Bob Spunkhouse]

Best one is Penelope Pumkins!!

[jj]

...err.......read that last sentence again !!!
I'm tickled by Heidi Hooters (I wish.....), but what about
'brand names' like Morgan Fairlane (TWO different cars) and Chennin Blanc (the grape?)?

[stephen doran]

little oral annie?

[buttsie]

Then theres Woodys cousin Arnold Schwarzenpecker

I'll be back...for seconds that is

cheers
B...OZ

[lala]

...should be "blanche"- "blanc" is masculine!

[mike johnson]

"Little Oral Annie" was a pun on the ancient US comic strip, "Little Orphan Annie"; not sure if you Brits are familiar w/ that.
As to Yank porn stars' names. how about the ones named after SoCal maps? Like "Laurel Canyon" & "Devon Shire"???