PornSTAR merchandice-any good?

[magoo]

The key ring is very hard wearing aswell JJ. Its got the same picture on it as the mousemat. Not a scratch on it despite all the coins and stuff in my pocket rubbing against it. No pocket billiard gags please! But its nice to have Cathy so close to the old trouser area anyway.

[jj]

What do I have to do to get a key-ring? Please don't say the obvious: spend lots of moolah...........
Will exchange brand-new mat for same......'ang on a mo, what is this, 'Loot'?
For sale: two slightly-soiled budgie cages. No bullshit.

[James]

Hi To clear up www.o-h.co.uk is not the rip off, i just signed it that way, looks bad now i read it back ooppppssss

[cathy]

first off i would just like to clear up its not my site that has not delivered to raj .
raj has emailed me and told me who it is ,its up to him if he wants to name her ,
and jj you can have a keyring instead of a mouse mat ,i will get the guys to make a option as you know at the moment we only give away mousemats with orders .i will get that changed tomorrow
dont forget 3 new releases tomorrow
cathy xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[jj]

You are an ABSOLUTE darling (but we already knew that !!).
Order soon, bless.....BTW, are you thinking about a family in the near future?.......I'm not sure why I ask this, except that I have this feeling that you'd be a GREAT Mum.
Weird, eh?