old blokes

[sandie]

hello u wonderful people.
I wonder if anyone can help me?????
I need a man...but not just any man! hes got to be tall and handsome and hes got to be freeee! no not really...thats a song!
I need a matuer man. This could be said matuer mans dream come true cos I need him to perform with me!
To be considered, matuer man must really be matuer - definatly no one under 40 unless u unfortunatly just look really old for ur age!
Candidates must send a pic (no big files please and dont chop off ur head) and have some small amount of previous experience which u must tell me about to prove urself. Also send location and contact no.

danka shun (i know that not spelt right but sod it!)
luv sandiexxx
p.s. i got 2 new sites coming very soon so will keep u posted - hehe! im all excited cos they are really naughty.
p.p.s. if i have offended anyone in this message by insinuating they are old i am very sorry. u are only as old as the woman u feel and in the case of my chosen matuer man, thats 24!

[John Mason]

Looks like I'm in with a chance!

[Peter Webb]

John.... You naughty boy!!!, You look far to young for this anyway

[Hornetbloke]

Looks like Marcus has hit the jackpot again

[mart]

Yea, he's always hitting the jackpot!!! What is his secret????
Mart

[TheProf]

A great chat up line...hospitality and experience (girls go for this)..Oh!..and one other thing,a lovely CAT!
TheProf.
p.s.a fellow member of the same senior citizen club,London West-End branch...zimmer frame gold plated with notches.

[stephen doran]

im 46 any offers?

[sandie]

send a pic and i will let u know.
and john...... u know what happend last time u worked with me!!! u wouldnt want to be catching that again would u!!! so i dont think u should come near me with a barg pole mate!

sandiexxx
(dont worry guys its all cleared up now.lol)

[jj]

You're ALWAYS in with a chance.....jammy bugger.
It's 'dankerschoen'....despite that we love you, and not solely for your linguistic talents !!!!

[jj]

Bless.