Attn: Magoo the Interminably Garrulous

[jj....Booo, hiss, Magoo......]

GERRRORRFFFDABLEEEDINFONE !!!!!!!!!
Sorry about this, chaps and non-chap persons, but he's really geting up my nose (again, and not literally, you understand....).
Thank you for you patience during these trying times.

[magoo]

Unlike you I am not posh enough to have broadband so my line is engaged whilst I read your wonderfull posts and sit in awe at your witty repitiore. I am not on the bloody phone. I am but a lowly peasant without the ability to speak on the phone and read the forum at the same time. I explained all this to you last night but you must have forgotten what I said due to you for once drinking more than me. But I shall now disconect to allow you a chance to verbally abuse me and give me earache until the early hours.

[jj.]

About fucking time too.

[magoo]

My ancestors are the famous Garrulous Gillans of West Cork.

BTW You forgot to put O/T in the header. Dont let Buttsie catch you doing that or he will report you to Mr Woodgnome while he is delivering him an apple and recommending which of us should be caned and put on detention.

[buttsie]

Thank God I don't live in the UK

By the way JJ theres a special delivery somewhere in your emails
titled essential bakery items

Would love to lick that cream off Linda Leighs behind


cheers
B...OZ

[magoo]

Yeah I will just check my emails first. Be with you in a second. Just put my dinner in the oven.

[jj.]

I have my Dunce's cap on as we speak.........

[buttsie]

I deliver Milk not apples...not even close to being teachers pet material

cheers
B...OZ Milk Monitor

PS Nothing wrong with a little caning if administered correctly by....lets say......Roxanne Hall

[magoo]

....or as we DONT speak even....seeing as how I am still online!

[Homo sap sap]

Gerrorfff, then.......bloody Neanderthals, I dunno, iss amazing he can walk and chew a mammoth-bone at the same time.
Worse than dem bloody Erectus lot, they wuss crap. No wonder dey's gone esstinct.....
Come back Cro-Magnon, thass wot I say, good fighters....
.....except they wuz bloody Froggies........still, better than the Krauts.
Don't even get me started on Peking Man........and all that Piltdown stuff.