MAGOO LIES AGAIN- STOP PRESS !!!

[jj.]

Title is expanatory- he's STILL on the phone, probably downloading cake recipes, the filthy, faithless pervert.
Here I am, slaving over a hot oven............now, where's me rolling-pin?

[magoo]

Listen darling its not my fault I got held up at work. Yes I know its sunday but just calm down dear. I will be home soon.

Now stop being so silly. Puttin my name up in CAPS next to the word LIAR is not nice.

[jj.]

It's your fault for being such a slut.....just be grateful I'm not Christine Hamilton.

[buttsie]

Think you girls should stop before you earn to many demerit points.

Would hate to see you lose your broadcasting licence

Any decent british porn films involving cake/cream etc?

cheers
B...OZ

[magoo]

I just had to delete a load of messages from you due to you bursting my eardrums with load screaming and placing the phone against your stereo system speakers. Even more confusing was the message that just consisted of you typing away in the background and occasionaly coughing - that one lasted seven minutes.

Look I will ring you now but please dont be aggressive as I have a bad head and cant be bothered to shout back at you.

Sorry Mods BTW. This was not intended to create work (ie deletions). He started it not me. Ask Buttsie The Prefect her saw it all. Honest Sir.

[magoo]

You damn rotter! You foul beastly lout! Etc