Evening all (still O/T)

[jj Totally O/T]

That's all.....just thought I'd share that with you.
Doesn't 10 days off change your perspective on things?
I'll be back to hating and despising you all by Wed. next week.
And I'm also going to Greece next year...always wanted to see Epidavros....then, hopefully, Tanzania.
Still O/T........Buttsie?

[Shaun?]

When in Greece will you be seeing the island of lesbians?

[jj]

Yes, but STRICTLY for the poetry.
I am not, and have never been, a Lesbian.
Although I do keep trying...........but I AM a callisteatopygaeophiliac.

[George]

You can see why our forebears preferred classical terminology. "Lovely fat arse lover" doesn't sound quite so impressive.

[jj]

Doing away with all those pronouns and conjunctions certainly helps. Spared a lot of useful time for all that Conquering, of course.........Blur would'nt have got beyond the foothills of the Apennines.
I try never to use those/them/they/its and, ....errrr......oh, bugger.
BUT........

[magoo]

Can you send me a bottle of whatever your on please. This Teachers Whisky is not working. Perhaps thats because I am not a member of the NUT(teachers union).

[jj]

I was sure, if there was ANY Union you'd be a member of, it'd be the NUT. Or perhaps the Mothers' Union.....oh, no, that's Buttsie (now shortlisted for Papal beatification)
Am also on Teacher's (and Guinness, and Smirnoff)...perhaps you ought to try some of the Vervinos (The Drugs Don't Work?)....or perhaps Yessongs at S9 and wall-to-wall, and a kate & sidney pie doing nicely on Gas 4. Oh, yes, and I'm taping you some Sabrina stuff........
Weather? What weather?

[buttsie]

Mothers' Union...you forgot the middle letter F...f...ckers

'beatification' news to me or did you mean 'beautification'

What Sab stuff you taping...Sodomania?



cheers
B...OZ

[jj the Totally Betrayed]

Nah...some new (sort of)...keep an eye on Mr Postie in a fortnight, don't panic, Mr Mainwaring.