British spanking and Albert Tatlock

[Snaggletooth]

Can someone clue me into why every british spanking film, no matter how beautiful the women, always features an elderly gentleman who looks like Albert Tatlock doing the spanking? Is this the best the british porn industry can manage?

[David Spenser]

Is it because old men have gnarlier hands?

[Elsie Tanner]

I guess it,s a father/daughter,shcoolteacher/pupil thing.
The girl always has to be young and submissive, and the guy always has to look.......er well like Albert Tatlock...

[The Axe Man]

Turn's me on cos it gives me hope for the future..lol

[Albert Tatlock]

Cheeky yoong moonkey.
And luk at tha Son-in-La they geve me.................Berk.
Nah, where's tha' yoong lass?............time she had her britches dun....

[Ken Barlow]

Now look, cant we all calm down, have a cuppa, let me help you with your homework!

[A very rich lawyer]

Gonna sue again, eh?
Oh, if only...........

[stephen doran]

ialways thought i looked a bit like cliff richard but im not like him in real life hes a bit too goody-goody