Ben Dover - Art Critic?

[Ben Dover]

Guardian newspaper, G2 section, tomorrow [Tuesday]. My thoughts on the Turner Prize if anyone's interested? No? I'll fuck off then!

[Hornetbloke]

Whatever next? Marcus on Newsnight? Phil McC standing in for Dear Deirdre? The mind boggles.......

[Lizard]

That,ll be Laura Turner eh?.......

[The Axe Man]

Yes please...pant..dribble...

[richierich]

surely it should be Tart critic???

[Elton Dong]

I dont know about art but i know what i like!!!

[Caractacus]

Marcus on Newsnight would be brilliant---the pathetic politicians would be pleading for Paxman's return.

[Crimpo]

Now which of the entries caused them to call on Uncle Ben?

Don't see why Ben shouldn't be an Art Critic - he probably has a better eye and brain than most who claim to be one

[marcusallen]

Ben, Whatever your views they are bound to be treated with disdain by the freaky eggheads who both run the Turner fiasco and the participants.
You are a connesseur of beuty and from what I've seen & heard of the Turner turnoff, Beauty or even mild attractivness is definately a No-No.
Between unmade beds & dead sheep etc I thought "if that is art, thank God I'm an ignorant peasant". Course, if dead sheep became the vogue, I've got a mate in Wales.........(Dead PRegnant sheep?)
Tomorrow,I might read a newspaper for once.