What to smear on large breasts...

[Giles]

Following our casting for very busty female models to participate in a highly erotic softcore production, we have found some, but are always interested in more of course.

One of the themes of our little film will explore two young ladies smearing each other's breasts with a variety of (probably non savoury) foodstuffs. Now we thought of cream, maple syrup, honey, choc sauce, ice cream and what else? Well we would welcome ideas from you the good readers at bgafd.

Lastly we are thinking of dressing the girls in wedding dresses, but they are not cheap to hire and they tend to want them back in the original white. Does anybody have any ideas. This bit could be a little tricky. Hope there's a market for this kind of thing.

[MICHAEL JACKASS]

TRY CUM!!-(-(

[Avid]

or vegetable fanjitas? perhaps

[magoo]

LOL. You are warm. Thankyou please.

Have you still got Craig from Big Brother locked in your cupboard? He is so cute he makes me do a sex-wee!

(nb This post is satire. And I wish to make it clear to Matt and others that I do NOT get aroused by Craig or any other man for that matter. I am only able to produce sex-wee (baby gravy) at the sight of a fanjita)

Thank you please.

[Giles]

What is a fanjita??

[magoo]

For the purpose of these posts a fanjita is a euphanism for a vagina. Avid Merion from Channel Four started calling womens lady-lips fanjitas and it seems to have caught on with myself and other juvenile humourists who post here.

In reality I think a fanjita is a Mexican food item. Possibly similar to a borrito. I think.....Or is it a dorrito? No thats a brand name so its definately the former ie borrito.

While on the subject of Mexican food I just thought I would say re-fried beans are nice BTW.

Thank you please.

[buttsie]

Especially if eaten in a borrito or smeared on large breasts

Could be another Goodies info mercial...Beanz Meanz Heinz


cheers
B...OZ

[Giles]

That's a savoury not sweet!