Nationality?

[jj]

Yeah, took me about two hrs to fillet the Sandra bits out of that scene for my
personal comp. Ended up with about 4 mins. footage.

It's a symbiotic relationship: porn-producers think we're drooling idiots;
whereas we KNOW they are knuckle-dragging morons who shouldn't be allowed
out of doors unless they're on a baby-walker.

[Deuce Bigolo]

One would presume she'd already done her 2 other scenes
so lets not exhaust her....


captions for the scene below

what...you want me in the scene...send me a guy to blow
you know the drill

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Looking at these there must have actually been real conversation underneath the woeful dubbed oohing and aahing as opposed to the laughable storyline dialogue

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[jj]

That and '... Parigi' should have been re-edited into one flick and the footage of
primary-school-teacher Betty Bop completely erased; she has no business anywhere
outside a classroom. One of the least attractive females i've ever seen in a porno.
I'm sure she's a wonderful person and gives generously to charity- but she has
all the allure of a month-old parsnip. Honestly, even Hoffman as 'Tootsie' was
more feminine.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Like watching a double date of the kids with the parents
never quite works

Maybe some pixellation of betty boop would restore parity

[IMG]http://thumbnails65.imagebam.com/17230/1c09d1172293170.jpg[/IMG]

[jj]

My ideal girl- all you need to get her to shut the Hell up is to pencil her mouth
closed : -)

[Deuce Bigolo]

The lips aint the only thing unless your thinking real Euro style action..lol

[IMG]http://thumbnails49.imagebam.com/17235/308461172342062.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://thumbnails66.imagebam.com/17235/8f85d5172342065.jpg[/IMG]

[jj]

Proof that some people have WAY too much time on their hands, and should
take up a healthy pastime like masturbation or basket-weaving.......

[jj]

Isn't it about time this thread, possibly the longest-running in egafd history
[and certainly, against strong competition, the least sane], was renamed:

"JJ and Buttsie's random blathering and Sandra Allessandrini tribute-thread:
please avoid if you are of a sensitive nature, or have a low boredom-threshhold,
or just want to find out something about Eurobints" ??

I mean, however did we get around to talking about anal blood, for Chrissakes?
I hereby refuse to be drawn into any further discussion about the various
exudations from porn-actresses' back-doors, however pretty their front ones
may be. This is the line drawn in the sand; my Maginot Line; my Alamo, if you
will. "I will fight no more forever"....

[Deuce Bigolo]

Statler & Waldorf presents

[IMG]http://thumbnails33.imagebam.com/17246/486ec3172457760.jpg[/IMG]

[jj]

Nah, I already did S&W, as me and Len : -))