attn: bomber/paul l

[woodgnome]

sorry to remove your posts but the lady concerned requested that we remove all mention of her from the site. a pain, i know, but we like to try and keep everyone happy - if possible.

[magoo]

woodgnome wrote:> > sorry to remove your posts we like to try and keep everyone happy - if possible.

Am I included amongst the people you like to keep happy?

Sorry just me being a nuisance WG by journalisticly(spelled wrong after beer) quoting you out of context.

I recently read an article where Saddam Hussain was grossly misquoted as saying he liked HP Sauce. This was typical western propaganda as he in fact only ever has Hienz Tomato Ketchup. It is actually Tariq Aziz who enjoys HP Sauce.

And Col. Gaddaffi likes Kwik Saves own brand ketchup on his fishfingers and chips. (I made that up but the Saddam bit is true according to Newsnight)

If its true that mentioning certain words or names on the net triggers the user of such words to be monitered by GCHQ and the USA place at Menworth Hill in Yorkshire then I hope that my ketchup related revelations are not deemed a threat to national security. I dont know what type of ketchup Ozzie Bin Liner uses and nor do I want to as he is a dreadfull man. But alas a war with Iraq will not get rid of Ozzie B and his followers because they are from Saudi & Pakistan (mates of UK and USA).

Sorry no more political bullshit! I not abusing the forum just letting of some steam.

PS If anyone knows who the girl in question is let me know by email. Just so I can ammend my records to show that she is no longer in the biz and to save me making a mistake by using her name.

[magoo]

The above was written whilst I was still seething from the earlier debate to which you called a halt. The above seemed humorous look at various dictators preferences in condiments. I believe Pinochet and Thatcher both like....no I wont say it.

Seeing as how some of us posters such as myself, Dibble (and his various nom de plumes), Marcus, JJ, Matt and others seem to like to ramble onto topics such as politics, cruelty, starvation, war, imperialism etc perhaps we should all apply to be on Question Time. We could plant Teresa May in the audience and see the shocked look on Dimblebores face when she got the baps out. We could then piss our selfs laughing at getting one up on the establishment and then all go home and ponder.

[Crimpo]

Dimbleby - 'And the next question from the audience?'
Audience Member - 'Does the panal know whether Theresa May has ever done...'

(All BGAFD members turn over to ITV's new topless darts channel)