O/T Big Brother - Porn Style

[Dan Molls]

Right, it's soon "Celebrity B List Big Bruv" and who which combination of folks would you like to see in the house if 50% were porn stars ?

Come on, how about Faye Rampton, Wendy Taylor with Gareth Gates - hopefully they'll wear his voice box out completely !!!

So 4 porn stars and 4 B list celebs.........you decide !!!

[Crimpo]

Pornstars - Layla Jade (Cap'n the bleeper will nae tak anymoorrr)
Wendy (the cam in the shower is put to good use)
Sabrina Johnson (just because she's Sabrina Johnson)
Sandie (she's a busy girl - a week's rest for her)

Celebs - Angus Deayton (lets see him explain that to the wife)
Hugh Grant (give him something to look flustered about)
Jamie Theakston (do you notice a trend here...)
and...just for Layla...Tony Blair

Now if that show didn't draw ratings i don't know what would...