La Casa Sulla Colina

[Len801]

LA CASA SULLA COLLINA
(2011,Thema Film)
dir: Sebastian Dark
Photography: Franco Luce
running time: 128 min
Cast: Asha Bliss, Lea Lexis, Elisa Ranieri, Valentina Layer, Amanda Rex, Franco Terntalance (role of Franco), Leonardo Conti (Leo), Omar Galanti (Omar), Vadim
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It is cold and dreary. Four friends (Leonardo Conti, Elisa Ranieri, Franco Trentalance, Asha Bliss) drive out to a remote location for a brief weekend outing.
They end up in a desolate area, in which they see a note for a rental property. A strange fellow hands them the keys to a house for a risible daily rate.
Soon they are joined by a third couple (Omar Galanti, Lea Lexis) and they settle in the house.

(1) That night Asha Bliss and Galanti have sex on a bed (the girl he came with apparently is Franco's girl!) [anal, in reverse cowgirl her pulls out of her pussy
and cums over her stomach and shaved pussy
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(2) The landlord is somewhere below the house performing some demonic incantations, and in a sort of dream, we see Omar Galanti having sex (on a couch covered
with a dark blue blanket) with a pigtailed brunette [anal, facial]
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The group finds Omar Galanti lying dead on the floor in a pool of blood. Their cells do not work and they find themselves
locked inside the house.

(3) Leonardo Conti tries to calm down a very distraught Elisa Ranieri and they have sex on a beige couch [anal, facial]
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(4) A dazed Lea Lexis walks around the house and peers through a keyhole,
and sees in the room a man (Vadim: ) inserting 2 large silver
balls on a string into the anus of a dirt blonde (Amanda Rex: ) . He pulls them out and proceeds to fuck her., vaginally and anally [anal, facial]
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(5) Lea Lexis seems to come out of her daze, she calls out to her friend, and when they open the door,
they discover Elisa Ranieri, lying down on the floor in a pool of blood.
Lea Lexus, Franco Trentalance try to figure out how to get out of this situation, and they have sex
[anal, DP; Leonardo jerks off over her gaping anus, and Trentalance jerks off over her chest]
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Leonardo goes to the bathroom and finds Lea Lexis all bloodied and lifeless face
down in the bathtub.
Franco and Leonardo make their way downstairs and they argue. Franco enters
a room and finds Leo dead, and behind him is a knife-wielding Asha about to kill him.

[jj]

Thanks.
I had to take a couple of small liberties with your account of scc. 5/6 in
order to render the action more logical. I also added a [very slight]
cliffhanger at the end, to up the tension : -))

[Len801]

You will have noticed that I restrained myself from commenting on the
"artistic" merits of this movie, and I found much in the movie extremely illogical.
For one the director, was not sure whether to make a horror/thriller or sex movie.
He suceeded in neither category.
If I understood anything at all from the beginning of the movie, it was that it
was Franco Trentalance who put the whole "vacation" package together. It was he
who found the location (from supposed searches he made on the internet).
Did that strange man's "incantations" in the basement cause Asha to go pyshco killer?
It really take a big leap of faith! And how does Franco reach the conclusion that Asha is the one
responsible for all these killings, when he is the only one (other than her) that is still
left alive? The whole ending was illogical, poorly executed and rushed to slap an "end"
and shut the whole thing down.
More lame and absurd is the fact that they are locked inside a big house, there
is no attempt to get out (break down a door, window, etc). And as they
are being killed off, they find time (and the urge) to have sex!?

[jj]

Some recent Italian pornos have gone right the other way, with about
30 min. of sex in a 2-hr film... shades of vintage Salieri : -)

[Len801]

JJ, question for you.
I has submitted a couple of screengrabs of Elisa Ranieri's big tattoo on stomach,
but they are not in her gallery. Any particular reason they did not find them suitable
for inclusion?

[jj]

I did want to use them but the originals were tiny and in a weird AR; and
my attempts at manipulation didn't work without the resultant images
being poor-quality.

[Len801]

The tiny pics were not my doing. I saw the movie in streaming with a tiny screen on my monitor,
and not easy to do screengrabs because you get a big (freaking) arrow in the middle of the screen if you
freeze the action. So you gotta do that on the fly (not easy to do).
I'll see what I can do to improve them in some way.
I'll get back to you on that.

[jj]

It's a a common problem with widescreen capping. Usually I can get round
it - just not this time.

[Len801]

OK some things I noticed in reviewing this movie and my posts.
The two scenes involving the pairings of Valentina Layer (aka Masha)/Omar Galanti,
and Amanda Rex/Vadim, looked totally disconnected from the other scenes in the
movie (settings, ligthing, etc).

Take the Layer/Galanti scene. They are speaking in English (why would they be speaking
broken English in an Italian movie) and in a type of dialogue that has no bearing on the the movie's
general plotline. I suspected it was lifted/borrowed/purchased from somewhere else.
Well I discovered that it was a scene called "Anal Training of Masha" produced by Gapeland
(part of the 21Sextury web network) and published on Sept. 2, 2010 (running time: 28 min)

This is a production/publicity photo of Masha from that scene
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This is her model profile for that website:
Russian, b. 1988, 5'7", 121 lbs
They also provide several aka's for her: Ann, Carolina, Denise F, Gresy, Jessica, Rebecca, Valentina


As for the Amanda Rex/Vadim scene
it was also produced by Gapeland and orginally titled "Anal Training of Evie"
and published on their web site on July 22, 2010. She was billed a "Evie" (who is also
Russian)

This is a publicity/production photo of Evie from
that scene:
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I suspect that these scenes were probably shot by Galanti
(who is cast in LA CASA SULLA COLLINA), sold to the 21Sextury network
and inserted in LA CASA SULLA COLLINA DVD to largely pad out
the running time of a thinly-plotted porn movie.

I will try to provide screengrabs of Elisa Ranieri and her lage stomach tattoo.

[jj]

Muromstev's appearance was a hint.....