O/T Wheres Matt?

[magoo]

I miss a good argument with Matt.

Has he been eaten by a croc or a Great White Shark or stung by one of those Box Jellyfish that can kill? Or has he been got by one of those Aussies who specialise in killing British students and backpackers? Oz is a dangerous place. Just ask Buttsie and he will tell you its OK as long as you avoid certain places such as the areas populated by white men that we transported due to them being jolly bad chaps here in Blighty.

No offence meant Buttsie. I can tell by your surname that you were once one of us (well the names Irish or Anglo/Irish as we colonised them also so many an english name became Irish). I guess I am just jealous that you have sunshine right now while I listen to the rain beat against my windows. Put another shrimp on the barbie and please release Matt from your cellar. Nah, on second thoughts keep him there.

[buttsie]

Having a stab in the dark I'd say Matts touring the country with the Barmy Army(Spelling)drinking,singing(We Got Three Dollars To The Pound) and generally behaving like a complete pratt...or hes been being held in a cage at a strip joint...willingly...for research purposes...they bring him out nightly to demonstrate lap dancing......just guessing mind you lol



cheers
B...OZ

[Ace]

Buttsie, PLEASE check yer mail, Im PLEADING here, mate

[jj]

.....I heard that he was working as a Ladyboy in a Bangkok nightclub.
But I'm notoriously unreliable.........

[jj]

Crawler.