who is this model and what movie

[magoo]

Lets be fair. I am a fairy and my name is Nuff i.e. fair enough.

I am sure PR and Dibble can fight thier own corner. And indeed I would say he would be the last person to leap to my defence if I faced such a lambasting from the forumites. But to be fair (fairy nuff) I thought the editorial stuff on UK Shags was really funny. Theres no humour like that on these po-faced yank sites such as Excalibur or Jaded. Have any of you ever made a jokey comment in an email to a yank retailer? You get a robotic humourless reply unlike our good friends at Your Choice and even STB who give a personal and warm reply. Its the old Europe versus USA way of doing business. In my job I have corresponded with firms in various countries and the yanks are so serious and humourless its beyond belief. And yet I can recieve a letter from a Kraut which is lighthearted but businesslike. I even ot a funny letter from an engineering firm in Stavanger once - the writer joked about ABBA being popular in the UK.

Porn should be fun which is why I think we should support UK Shags and the humerous reviews. I loved the cartoon image of officer dibble as a fat old style bobby and pissed myself at the references to MFI wardrobes and Nissan Micras. I just wish I could afford a Micra and an MFI wardrobe but alas my money has all gone to gloating pornographers who drive around in Audis and Mercs and still moan about thier income and miss the halcyon days of 89 when punters had no way of telling each other about rips and scams.

[buttsie]

Very Droll Officer

Having gone from promoting the Best British Website
too a part time hobby under construction that isn't a major part of my focus.Construction should be completed 2010,3001?

I fear you're getting construction and updating mixed up.

Each to their own

cheers
B...OZ

[Officer Dibble]

It's like a breath of fresh air to hear your honest, objective, thoughts and opinions magoo. I sense that there are some who begrudge giving the Officer the credit he deserves because they're irritated that he's such a know-all clever-dick who, with the trusty sword of logic, truth and objectivity can regularly slay their most cherished beliefs and delusions in an occasionally witty fashion. Not only that he's met and interacted with almost all the top birds, producers and anybody who anybody in 'UK Shagging.' So, even though they're annoyed with what he's saying they're fucked, because they don't know, they can't say, they haven't seen it and they haven?t done it. Which, human nature being what it is, means that they will not be well disposed to lavish any praise on the Officer when it may be due.

It takes a person of true character, objectivity and substance to be able to see the others point of view and be able to praise their work and thoughts even though you may disagree in certain other areas. Magoo I salute you!

Point of order: I would and I believe I have come your assistance when you are being savaged by the forumite hordes.

Dibble.

[jj]

Much more eloquent than my rant.
But the end-product is the same: consumer (or rather potential consumer) dissatisfaction.
Not the ideal basis for a thriving business.........

[jj]

That's a bit better.
Do I detect a note of humility or contrition here?
I sincerely hope so, on behalf of all those you have disappointed so frequently.

[jj]

....yeah, yeah, fair enough: but it's not much Cop (geddit?) if you actually want to BUY a vid, is it?

[jj]

This is all a bit Zen, isn't it?
Like I'm 'becoming' a butterfly, except the bloody PO have lost me new wings........and I have this terrible craving for Fava beans.
Pass the Chianti.