sensational pussy shots!!!

[joe king]

Have you got any shaved pussey?

[Ace]

Joe, you beat me to it, I was gonna say its nice to see a 'furry' pussy for a change!

[Miaow]

Thank you Mr Woodgnome. I was a bit nervous that I would be excluded because of my size(or lack of it).In fact, thank you all. I have actually appeared on camera in shoots by himself, although as to whether it was hardcore, I am too much of a lady to admit at this time and in any case, I'm negotiating with a certain Sunday publication.
Yes, I have been shaved (for a certain delicate/private op) but prefer to be au naturel.
At night - when HE is out from under my paws - I am practising on the equipment as I consider that my true forte lies behind the camera; production or editing perhaps. Ah, so much to do.
This may be my last public appearance for some time unless the Sunday..........actually put the milk on the table and I reveal the true nature of activities in this den of vice; watch the fur fly then!!! You think Ulrika is a bitch? Watch this space.

[Magoo's Probation Officer]

.....I thought you already were........
Sergeant ! Arrest that man.
Again.

[marcusallen]

Morning all, sorry about this. Since she learned to type, it seems to have gone to her head. I'd chastise her but for the certain fact that she would beat the shit out of me.

[Magoo's Probation Officer]

Have just mailed the pics to My Missus: she's very impressed with your camera skills, and wants to know what you feed him on (so she can avoid it........).
24 more scratch-marks this morning from Sushi, apparently.
....he's the same blend as the Chairman, but with the colours reversed, BTW.

[Ace]

Rub her nose in the keyboard.............should do the trick!

[marcusallen]

Listen Ace; if you fancy trying, be my guest but arrange your own insurance. (you also better hope she doesn't read any of this)

[RSPCA]

Er....no.
That's doggies, all that nose-rubbing stuff.........although this comment is strictly off the record.
Down, boy !

[RSPCA]

Paddy also notes that Mr C is one of the best-groomed cats she's ever seen (and she's an expert)- she particularly noted that his belly had been beautifully-combed, which as I'm sure you are (probably painfully) aware is not the easiest of places in which to get a comb.