O/T Fake spunk

[fevrd]

How do you make it?

[joe king]

icing sugar?

[TM Video]

Some hand creams work... shampoo... etc... and a big squirt gun to shoot it from!!!

[marcusallen]

With a fake dick

[Peter]

1. Get some oatmeal, stuff it in a sock, wet it, squeeze out the juice, thicken with cornflour if necassary. mmmmm

2. Bodyshop "Of a Man" aftershave balm.

For some reason I haven't worked out, girls seem to prefer option 2 on their face!

[Cringemaker]

Caster or icing sugar in a sloppy solution with water.
If I may say so tastes better than the real thing.

[Andy]

From a viewers point of view, I'd rather see a little of the real thing dripping off a girls chin than a gallon of pretend stuff. Sorry girls

If its all cornflour & oatmeal, I might as well have a wank at a cookery program. Even one without Nigella.

[Lizard]

Who cares!

[TM Video]

You can always use a "stunt" cock!!!

[Crimpo]

All handy hints above - who knows in time some genius may make up a formula the average viewer can't spot from ten miles away! Well thats my excuse for studying porn so closely...