Offering my filming skills

[prodigy]

Hi
I'm offering my filming skills, i'm willing to shoot anything, I have a camcorda, lights and a editing suite.
I'm currently doing a magic dvd and would like to get into this business.
Please feel free to msn me or email me all the best
Nigel M
Based in Liverpool can travel.

[Bigshow]

welcome prodigy,

by the look of your website, you look like a promising young film maker.
just wondering why you would possibly dirty your career with porn?

Maybe you could teach me & a few of the old hacks in this business how to light a Travel lodge hotel room without the staff noticing or blowing the fuseboard....

[Officer Dibble]

"by the look of your website, you look like a promising young film maker.
just wondering why you would possibly dirty your career with porn"

My thoughts exactly - there's neither glory nor serious money in it anymore. Plus, his 'straight' filmmaking peers would probably give him the cold shoulder and turn their noses up at him for evermore.

"Maybe you could teach me & a few of the old hacks in this business how to light a Travel lodge hotel room"

Or better than that, maybe he could bring a fresher, more creative, perspective to the table and come up with proper locations and scenarios that didn't involve the dreary old Travelodge?



Officer Dibble

[prodigy]

B> by the look of your website, you look like a promising young
> film maker.
> just wondering why you would possibly dirty your career with
> porn?
>
> Maybe you could teach me & a few of the old hacks in this
> business how to light a Travel lodge hotel room without the
> staff noticing or blowing the fuseboard....

Thanks for your reply,
I see it as fun and it pays well. But I just love filming, weddings, dvds, films etc. I wouldn?t wana be recognised for doing it so id go under a different name.

As for lighting don?t want to teach a dog new tricks cos you most properly have loads of experience, I?d have 2 lights your meant to have 3 but cos your moving around I?d say forget the backlight.
2x light say 500watts each those floodlights. A light in each corner (marked with X?s)
Left one have 45o degrees other one on the right have a soft filter over it.
That?s how I?d do it.

ROOM
__________
| | B | |
| | E | |
| |_D_| |
| |
|X_______X|

As for you massacring hotels fuse boxes, the only thing that comes to mind is a circuit breaker those ones you use in the garden when mowing your lawn about 15 quid from DIY shop.

[Bigshow]

Another time maybe, I would argue the toss regarding lights n' diagram...

At this moment I'm 3 sheets to the wind after watching my team lose the game tonight & can't be bothered to switch my phazer to stun-mode!

So old hacks/dogs he's all yours...be gentle

[BillBXD]

Oh no bigshow, surely you are not suggesting that 2X500 watt lights purchased from B&Q are not suitable! But they work so bloody well in my garden and they do make the shed look mighty fine.

Fred (in a shed)

[prodigy]

depends what budget your on, im on the zero budget lol.

[Bigshow]

I don't want to confuse matters BillBXB but how would I light Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson from Monty Python's Flying Circus? Can it be as simple as, a second trip to B&Q....

I require a small diagram for top marks in this test.

[Bigshow]

Sorry about the name I ment BillBXD. Isn't BillBXB something to do with the Incredible Hulk?

[JimiTheSaint]

Yup...

He was Dr Bruce Banner...

And he's been dead for 12 years...