Will Young, Robbie and Kylie went for a night on the town. As they left the nightclub, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite the club.
Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt, pushed her thong to one side and gave her a good seeing to.
" Its your turn now, Will" grinned Robbie but Will started crying.
Robbie asked " Why are you crying, Will?"
Will sobbed " My head won't fit between the railings..."
Well I thought it was funny....LOL
Cheers Cornish Chris.
O/T Kylie Minogue Joke
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mart
Re: O/T Kylie Minogue Joke
Much better than the one about the Welsh farmer, the Irish farmer and the sheep. LOL
Mart
Mart
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buttsie
Re: O/T Kylie Minogue Joke
lol
I'd pay good money to see that as a porno flick
cheers
B...OZ
I'd pay good money to see that as a porno flick
cheers
B...OZ
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steve56
Re: O/T Kylie Minogue Joke
ive got one geri halliwell got her foot stuck in a lift down west when people heard the screams they thought it was her latest record.
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BlondeLover
Re: O/T Kylie Minogue Joke
Or the Aussie, the Kiwi and the Sheep! Heard that one used a while ago.
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Hornetbloke
Re: O/T Kylie Minogue Joke
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree went off for the weekend.
It was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way
they
stopped at a Yorkie Bar. He had a Rum and Butter.
She had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name. She said "Polo, I'm the one with the hole".
"Easy.....cos I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched
her Milky Way.
They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned
out
the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt
the
contrast of her Double Decker.
Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But, Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as
she
already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down
Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of
Fudge.
It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When
he
came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more
but
he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked
veryappetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert. At
the
same time he gave her a Gob Stopper! Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go
home to his wife Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms
Rowntree
had a Box of Assorted Creams. She really had been with All Sorts.
It was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way
they
stopped at a Yorkie Bar. He had a Rum and Butter.
She had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name. She said "Polo, I'm the one with the hole".
"Easy.....cos I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched
her Milky Way.
They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned
out
the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt
the
contrast of her Double Decker.
Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But, Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as
she
already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down
Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of
Fudge.
It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When
he
came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more
but
he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked
veryappetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert. At
the
same time he gave her a Gob Stopper! Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go
home to his wife Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms
Rowntree
had a Box of Assorted Creams. She really had been with All Sorts.