Mass Masturbation Survey needs your help

[LoveHoney]

LoveHoney.co.uk is holding the Stroke 29 Shoot Out Survey to compile a study of current trends in one-handed hoedowns across the UK, whilst attempting to compile the first ever Average Strokes To Cum (ASTC) Index. And the survey needs YOUR help?

Participants are promised a great hand-job and free lube for their efforts, whilst contributing to a vital sex study, simply by liquidising their assets via a five knuckle shuffle. By signing up with the online form participants will register to receive their free sample of Stroke 29 cream. Once they receive the sachet, they can then carry out the important anonymous research for this prestigious study. So are you waiting for? May the Stroke be with you?

Find the survey at www.LoveHoney.co.uk/shootout/ - please help spread the word?

[Riley]

What if I cheat and put my thumb over the end and get more strokes per minute do I get two tubes ???

[KazB]

Hmmm interesting.

So who administers the hand job?