is this for real

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planeterotica
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is this for real

Post by planeterotica »

Slightly of topic this but may be of interest to any ailing studs, below is a link sent to me in a junk mail apparently they have a patch that you stick on your arse and it makes your dick grow by about 3 inches something to do with blood circulation, is this for real or are they pulling my pisser.





Big Ears Pix
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Post by Big Ears Pix »

Of course it's real Graham, just like the fairies at the bottom of my garden.

Big Ears
Bob Singleton
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Post by Bob Singleton »

I suggest YOU try putting two patches on at once!!

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planeterotica
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Oh thats ok then Big Ears Pix i will get me money sent off straight away.



planeterotica
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But Bob Singleton that would make it grow 6 inches if you add that to my 10 that would really make me a big boy.



Jayr
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Post by Jayr »

So if you stuck the patch on the back of your head would your tongue get longer or your nose?! lol!
markrg8
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Post by markrg8 »

if you stuck it on your cock would your arse grow?

:)
nachovx
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Post by nachovx »

Try hangling heavy weights from your penis ... over time it'll strech. I've heard some people prefer this natural method of enlargement.
Bob Singleton
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Post by Bob Singleton »

planeterotica wrote:

> But Bob Singleton that would make it grow 6 inches if you add
> that to my 10mm that would really make me a big boy.
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No it wouldn't!! LOL

"But how to make Liverpool economically prosperous? If only there was some way for Liverpudlians to profit from going on and on about the past in a whiny voice."

- Stewart Lee
kaytelove
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Post by kaytelove »

and if a woman puts two on either side of her back will her tits get bigger? save some girls a fortune in surgery!

Kayte xx
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