Brighter Pictures

[Hitman]

Some of the other tv series Brighter pictures have made:-

[jimslip]

Don't be too hard on her, remember she's only an "Agent of Satan", a mere underling to the Evil Toff in charge. He languishes in his high backed chair, surrounded by monitors, showing the stock market results. It is from here, with a wave of the hand, that he dispatches poor little blonde girls, with wide mouths and perfect teeth. Sent out into the world with only a clip-board, their orders are, "Immerse yourselves in that sea of shit, called Porn and find me some more poor suckers to suck dry!"

These poor, poor, girls only ever last a few months after which they find a hunky rugby player and run off and get married.

Of course, the rugby player wouldn't ever know that his wife had been previously defiled, abused and probably sodomised by the Evil Toff!

[jimslip]

Generally the Toffs that run these companies are ex broadcast employees. They already know the right people and commissions are awarded to them for virtually any dumb idea they come up with, usually over a glass of port at Quaglino's.

This is why British TV is such shit, no one on the outside can get a look in. Look at the Toffs when they try to ram down out throats more nostalgic shite from the old days, like The Frost Report or The Goons etc etc, all Toff mates who met at Cambridge and were awarded instant commissions by their counterparts at the Beeb. Nothing has really changed.

They usually cut their teeth on a property or house makeover show and then are awarded bigger commissions after that. Providing of course they meet the criteria of being, unoriginal, repeatitive, and generally crap!

I'd like to think that we on this forum, have contributed in a small way to casting out these Infidels from our sacred and hallowed industry!