Discount Duck

[Officer Dibble]

Now, this horny Hombre is Discount Duck. He?s a pal of mine and he?s in charge of the Special Offers Department over at UK Shags. Every once in a while he?ll be offering you top porno gear at seriously discounted prices.

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He?s got some special offers on right now. Some of these items have been discounted till the end of the month and will revert to their original prices later on. Some others will continue to be discounted. Anyhow, it?s always worth a look, because if Discount Duck gets his beak on it you can be sure he?ll go over board and knock ?5.00 - ?10.00 quid off the retail. Jeez, he?s a top dude and all that, but I swear, that crazy duck will bankrupt us one of these days?




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[WigBilly]

Leaving business strategy in the hands of a rubber duckie sounds like a bad idea to me...

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Not at all, WigBilly. Discount Duck may just appear to be a synthetic avian with aquatic tendencies. But, amongst his avian constituency, he's a retailing legend. Tales of his audacious commercial exploits are legion ? like the time he sold all his paddling and fishing comrades to ?Beijing Banquet? the celebrated Chinese take away chain. And what about the time he sold his family down the river ? to the acclaimed bedding manufacturer - Eider Down?

Yes, we?re lucky to have him. In fact it?s an honour and a privilege to be working with him. Our competitors are sick as parrots and have already tried to poach him ? as the 12 bore cartridge casings on the office floor can attest!

But once again UK Shags sets the pace. Just watch this space for more jaw dropping news of price slashing and discount deals. Yes punters, you know it makes sense.

All hail ?The Duck?! All hail ?The Duck?! Discount Duck rules the roost!

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[mart]

Well at least "Quack!! Quack!!" will make a pleasant change from "Chav!! Chav!!".

Mart

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And a big quack! quack! to you, mart. Discount duck has asked me to personally thank you for your show of support and solidarity. He's also asked me to alert you to his latest super-duper DVD bargains. Yes, it's bargain bucket time at UKS and we're currently disposing of some seriously cushty bankrupt stock (marked with a DD) for just ?7.50 a shot. It's all kosher and brand new in it's original packing (most items are still in the cellophane) Here are some examples ?







Stocks of 'DD' items are strickly limited and it's first come, first served. So, why pay over the odds? You know it makes sense.



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